Just Kidding, Go Fuck Yourself – Paul Xmas | Official Lyric Video (First Release)
LYRICS
11th March 2026
This is my first official release. The song is called JUST KIDDING, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
A sweet little apology wearing steel-toe boots. It starts with sorry, then it remembers who it is.
I made this one for the moment when people expect you to shrink, smile, behave, forgive, swallow it, call it growth, and clap for your own humiliation. Nah. Fuck that.
Play the song:
Some songs are candles. This one is a lighter near a curtain.
It came out honest, rude in the right places, and weirdly fun to sing, which is probably the best kind of problem. Some songs are not here to behave. Some songs are not here to make everyone comfortable.
This one smiles first. Then throws the chair.
If you get it, you get it. If you don't, congratulations. You might be in it. :)
/// Chorus ///
I've made a mistake
I'm sorry for all the things I've said
I promise I'll change, I'll be a better man
Just kidding, go fuck yourself
/// Verse ///
I don't know which way to go
I don't know if I wanna go, there are people
These folks' opinions of me
They can shove it down their throats
I cannot sit on their chairs I need to walk away
I need a break, I need to breathe, I need some air
All you dumb dumb
Yea all you dumb dumb, begone
I don't wanna be a part of you dumb dumb at all
All you dumb dumb
Yea all you dumb dumb, begone
I don't wanna be a part of you dumb dumb at all
/// Chorus ///
I've made a mistake
I'm sorry for all the things I've said
I promise I'll change, I'll be a better man
Just kidding, go fuck yourself
/// Verse ///
They all hate me, they don't like me
But do I give a shit? No I don't, bitch
I ain't got time for that
Ain't nobody got time for that
I just mind my own little business
But why is your nosey ass in this?
Oh you wanna play peek a boo?
I'll poke your eyes, I'll fart your face dude
I don't mean to be rude
How you treat me, I'll treat you...the same
See? You don't even like it
So what makes you think you can treat me like that?
You piece of dung
Your forehead is big enough for a plane to land on
You find this offensive?
I was born in the 80s and I listened to Limp Bizkit
In the beginning, God created the heavens
But you took it as weapon to oppress The Different
Does it make you any better than the evil you hate?
It doesn't make you any better than the evil you hate
Even the Devil is a billion times better than you,
holier, more sacred and pious than you
Life is momentary, you can't live forever
Yet you choose to be shittier than an asshole's asshole
You... don't try to fix me, go fix yourself
You... don't try to act like you're God's secretary
I... just wanna live life in peace, don't bother me
I... don't know what else to say, but Jesus did say "Love one another"
/// Chorus ///
I've made a mistake
I'm sorry for all the things I've said
I promise I'll change, I'll be a better man
Just kidding, go fuck yourself
End.